Daily Archives: September 15, 2016

Business Catz

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sorry-petting-us-is-for-customers-only-business-catsI get home and hit the couch covered with white cat hair all over. My place is a mess for someone who cleans other people’s houses for a living, but that’s what you get from having a boisterous family and a longhaired cat. Of course I know how to get out the cat hair and the rest of it, but I just don’t have the energy for it after all the work I do during the day. All I can do is make dinner unless my husband or kids have been good enough to do it, then chat to them a bit about our day. After that I just have to relax – watch my favourite soaps on TV, play a few games at microgaming casinos or have a laugh at the funny cats on the Net.

Just now the owner of all that hair jumps on my lap and makes herself comfortable. I stroke her while I browse through some cat memes and keep an ear for anything interesting on TV. I should have known better than to get a longhaired white cat, of course, knowing the mess they make, but Fluffy just followed me home one day. Then the kids saw her and begged me to let her stay, and that was the end of yeah-ok-come-in-but-just-for-a-few-minutesit. Fluffy quickly became everyone’s favourite… and all our furniture and clothes got white streaks on them all of a sudden. And no one ever removes all that hair.

I swear, these funny cats are better than most sitcoms you see on TV. Cat memes are alright too. Fluffy looks at me with her beautiful blue eyes and I fancy that she’s laughing with me. I reckon she also likes looking at cat pics too, just as we look at pics of celebrities in fancy frocks in magazines.

Meanwhile, I feel like a few games, so I check out which of the best online casinos I know have some specials tonight, like a no deposit bonus or free spins. I came across microgaming casinos quite by accident – clicked on an ad while I was doing something else. I saw my we-have-reviewed-ur-proposal-it-did-not-smell-like-tuna-so-we-will-not-be-doing-business-together-catfirst no deposit casino bonus soon after and started looking for them. Now I know that you really have to choose the best microgaming casinos ‘cos they have the most specials. Top casinos are more fun to play at, too – they look nicer and have more games.

I’d say I know all or most of the best online casinos by now, although there are new ones popping up every day. I’m a bit too tired to try out new games, so I just have a go at some old favourites at the online casino where they’ve thrown in a good few free spins and a nice no deposit bonus. I’m pretty pleased with the haul, all up. It’s time for bed, but first I’m going to give my good girl her tuna. She deserves it for being such a sweet kitty, hair on the couch or not.